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The delightful Samantha

Towards the end of every episode of I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue, there’s a joke involving the fictitious scoregirl, Samantha – a joke of the double entendre variety. I’ve just listened to this week’s edition via Radio 4’s listen again website, and the Samantha joke was one of the dirtiest and funniest ever:

Well, I see it’s very nearly the end of the show, but there’s just time to squeeze in a round of Miser’s Film Club. Samantha has to nip out now as she’s off to see an elderly gentleman friend. She says he’s a bit of an old curmudgeon who doesn’t like spending his money, but Samantha says if she butters him up properly she can occasionally get him to splash out.

The laughter went on for about half a minute, during which Jeremy Hardy called out (about the presenter, Humphrey Lyttelton), ‘He’s 85!’

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