Home > Life, Miscellaneous > Pisser

Pisser

As I took my toothpaste and toothbrush out of my bathroom cabinet last night I knocked my scissors off the shelf. They fell straight into the toilet. The lid and seat were raised because the last time I used the toilet was to urinate. And I don’t usually flush after peeing. Yesterday was no exception. I reached in to lift out the scissors and they came out festooned with sodden tissue. The tissue I’d masturbated into earlier on.

Nice, eh?

Advertisements
Categories: Life, Miscellaneous
  1. No comments yet.
  1. No trackbacks yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: