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It is a time of civil war, and renegade paragraphs floating through space

From Family Guy’s full-length skit of Star Wars: A New Hope. Here’s the complete scrolling text at the beginning:

It is a time of civil war, and renegade paragraphs floating through space.

There’s cool space battles, and the bad guy is the good guy’s dad, but you don’t find that out ’til the next episode.

And the hot chick is really the sister of the good guy, but they don’t know it, and they kiss. Which is kind of messed up. I mean, what if they had done it instead of just kissed?

Angelina Jolie kissed her brother once. Yeah, she did. You know it, I know it, and her dad knows it. That’s why they hardly ever talk anymore. You can run away to Africa, but you can’t run away from the truth.

Oh, by the way, here’s a tip for you: when this is over, go out and rent the movie “Gia.” She’s way naked in it and makes out with another chick and everything. It’s awesome. I stumbled across it late night on HBO after I had just got back from hockey, and I almost fainted, But I digest…

Princess Leia was coming back from buying space groceries when this happened…

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